JUST A CUTE LIL THING FOR ALL THE MOMMIES OUT THERE!!!

 

The Mommy Test
>>> I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
>>> something
>>> off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to
>>> do that.
>>> She asked,"Why?" I said, "Because it's been laying outside and is
> dirty
>>> and
>>> probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with total
>>> admiration.
>>> She said, "Wow! Then she asked, How do you know all this stuff?"
> "Uh,"
>>> I
>>> was thinking quickly, " . . . everyone knows this stuff. "Um, it's on
>>> the Mommy
>>> test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." She
> said,
>>> "Oh." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
>>> evidently
>>> pondering
>>> this new information. "I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you
>>> have
>>> to be the Daddy."